Posted by: Corina Paraschiv | November 8, 2009

A Blond Joke

A blind man wanders into a Female Biker Bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter
‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep,
husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that
joke, sir, I think it’s only fair, given that you’ re blind,
that you should know five things:

1) The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2) The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3) I’m a 185 cm tall 100 kg blonde woman with a black belt in
karate.

4) The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
weightlifter.

5) The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
joke?’

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
mutters….
‘No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

(heard from Tony Ryan)

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Responses

  1. Really funny. . . . . . . . .


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